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Preparing singers for careers in music

Patricia Feltmann,

Singing instructor

Stefan Feltmann

Stefan Feltmann is, according to a recent study  (click here), the greatest singer in human history, as well as the most modest and the most not a pathological liar.

Stefan Feltmann

· Stray Cat Strut

· Pray for the Fish

· A Buncha Stuff From Weird Al

· A Buncha Stuff You Never Heard Of.

· Songs He Learned From Hearing Mathias Sing a Million Times

Stefan began life at an early age and hasn’t matured a bit.  Just say the word “Booger” around him.  Really.  It’s fun.

His interest in music is grounded in petty jealousy for the successes of his mother’s other students (I’m looking at you Alexis!).

Besides singing he is interested in various nerdy pursuits.  We sent someone to get more information on this, and by most accounts he managed to listen for five minutes to a rant about the comic: USA G.I.: Yo, Jimbo!, before running screaming out of the room.

His musical goal is to get so big that he can charge people $60 to watch him lip-sync to a double platinum song ghost written by someone whom he pays a buck fifty an hour or failing that, an Elvis Impersonator.

Stefan looking totally suave in a fedora.

To contact us:

(541) 974-2415

patti@harmonyhomestead.com

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